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July 31st, 2026

05:06 pm - FRIENDS ONLY

All of my upcoming posts will now be friends only. Sorry, stalkers.

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August 15th, 2011

01:37 pm

innocuous enough.

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April 28th, 2010

03:13 am
the way girls are

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April 13th, 2010

09:16 pm

fuck winter hahahaha

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April 7th, 2010

11:31 am
Polyphastic sleep argument
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December 17th, 2009

01:45 am

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December 15th, 2009

06:16 pm

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October 19th, 2009

02:03 am

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September 10th, 2009

08:22 pm

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August 13th, 2009

07:30 pm

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August 3rd, 2009

02:19 am

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July 16th, 2009

03:22 am

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03:20 am

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May 7th, 2009

06:40 pm

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01:14 pm

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April 22nd, 2009

11:40 pm

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

astherushhhcomes: "the whole world is watching"
MikeVeeeeee: disturbing
astherushhhcomes: oh my god
astherushhhcomes: fuck coachella
astherushhhcomes: the guy was naked at a music and arts festival
MikeVeeeeee: isn't that what america's all about though, really?

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April 8th, 2009

10:05 pm

1.5 million dollars spent on "this ad". SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!

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10:00 pm


shamwow guy gets in a fight with a hooker! yeahhhhh

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April 7th, 2009

04:38 pm

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March 31st, 2009

11:00 pm

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March 30th, 2009

08:06 pm

as I see it, nothing is better than chicken nuggets in return for sex.

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March 23rd, 2009

01:50 am
Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship. ...voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

-Hermann Göring

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March 19th, 2009

02:56 pm

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March 15th, 2009

10:06 pm
This barber is really lonely:

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06:16 pm
This video is so funny it's killing meeeeee

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March 13th, 2009

06:31 pm
is it weird that my dad's birthday is the day before pi day? PIZZA PI DAY?! but no, it's the ides of march AND friday the 13th. UNLUCKY AS BALLS

Speaking of balls, Jim Cramer of Mad Money took quite a kick last night from Jon Stewart:


I just got back from seeing Last House on the Left with some kids, and would give it a 3/5 probably. Didn't really keep my attention as much as I would have hoped. But on the up-side I got a free ticket to see another film because of a projector issue midway through the movie. Afterward, I got a brain freeze with Sara and Gabby - total sweetie-pies.

This is pretty great too, from paradoxx181:

also, for the life of me, I can't figure out why people are still talking about Chris Brown and Rihanna. This is like another Anna Nicole Smith is dead media blitz. Shutup already.

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February 24th, 2009

07:42 pm

Fun Or Dumb? Graffiti (1976) from Skip Elsheimer on Vimeo.


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February 22nd, 2009

01:05 pm
Final clip of Late Night with Conan O'Brian:

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February 20th, 2009

01:41 am
I think it's such a jerky thing that YouTube caches that initial video-still even for videos are supposedly "no longer available". It's like they're teasing me. "Oh you think this video looks great? Well, haha, actually we lied, we don't have it anymore, just this picture of what it would have looked like when you got about half-way through it and realized it was just another video-blog about someone trying to get known on the web by flaunting their tits on a popular streaming video server. How's that for service?"

Also, when did my neighbors start blasting house music at 2am on Thursday nights? How many strippers do they have in there? How do they dispose of the bodies in the morning? I know something's up...

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February 18th, 2009

10:44 pm

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February 8th, 2009

03:07 am
this is fascinating.

Watch Married To The Eiffel Tower [Part 1] in Entertainment Videos  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

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February 6th, 2009

01:50 am

surprise, buttsex!

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01:47 am

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February 5th, 2009

01:32 pm

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February 3rd, 2009

08:05 pm
this kid's trippin' ballz.

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February 2nd, 2009

08:29 pm

youtube is the greatest soapbox for our generation. can you watch this entire thing without wanting to bow to her superior intellect? from: jblaque

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06:45 pm


also: http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

christian bale is hot shit.

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January 25th, 2009

12:15 pm

holy shit...

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January 22nd, 2009

12:05 pm

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January 20th, 2009

11:23 pm

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January 17th, 2009

05:12 am - Sometimes, you gamble and lose.
pure brilliance: http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/989335350.html

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05:05 am
Dumbest fucking 22 year old ever: http://www.windsorstar.com/Leamington+loses+Nigerian+scam/1173799/story.html

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January 16th, 2009

04:09 am

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03:35 am

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October 16th, 2007

11:48 pm
i have another livejournal. i use it as an actual journal. i know, boring, right!? but if you want to read this (not like anyone would). it's xopiumjones. let's not make a big deal out of this.

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August 28th, 2006

03:05 pm
Helloz highschooo.l!

I have a great senioryear schedule dealhy

1st Per. Chem with Brun (all juniors in the class/kevin gill is only saving factor)
2nd Per. Independent Study/Study Hall/Gym (normandie)
3rd Per. AlgIII/Trig (for people who suck at math but need Alg skilz for comp.sci.)
4th Per. Aca.Eng. w/ mrs.sutton (and kevin dea and chelsea) I would have rather had D.Mac, but Zack's mom will be great I'm sure. (roxor)
2nd Lunch (overwhelmingly supplied with people to talk to/people I would not like to talk to-scary)
5th Per. AP Comp.Gov&Politics w/ Husband (didn't know I was taking til this morning and now have a shit load of summer work to make-up) (<3jon.diane.rachel)
6th Per. Art1 (ALL FRESHIES CEPT FO KEV GILL) Contemplating dropping this course because if I do next semester I will be able to leave just after 5th per.
7th Per. Electronicz (deth2amerika/buildingbombz)

who's coming to the allentown fair with me?

Current Mood: presto!

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July 8th, 2006

11:05 pm
Dan, John and I are starting a Crust-core/Homo-core/CRASS-esque punk band with deep political satire, sarcasm, hypocrisy, racism, snuff and all things unacceptable and to be considered pornographic by society. We will also be screaming things like "Disorder!" and "Oi!" because we need to stick to our roots.

The band's name is still undecided as of yet, but we have already begun producing hit after heartbreaking hit. Such songs will include (please do not steal):
  • "Your Cat Fed My Family For Days"
  • "Sociopaths of The World, Unite"
  • "Porn Time"
  • "Killing Bubby"
  • "My Plan To Bomb The Subway"
  • "My Summer Vacation"
  • "My Sex Robot"
  • "My First Murder"
  • "I'm a Conformist Peice of Shit"
  • "I Hope a Bear Rips Your Face Off"
  • "I Threw a Brick Through a Starbucks Window"
  • "I Blew a Load In Your Bedsheets"
  • "I Quit Christianity Because The Bible Was Too Heavy"
  • "I Eat People"
  • "I Broke Your Mother's Back (While Shoving My Cock In Her Ass)"
  • "I Bought a Rifle To Shoot Your Dog"
  • "Liberals Suck"
  • "Gay Marriage Is For Fags"
  • "Jews Did 9/11"
  • "Kill Your Parents For The Revolution"
  • "Tough Love"
  • "Brain Damage Runs In The Family"
  • "Ass Lasagna"
  • "We Need More Drugs"
  • "Knee Deep In Menstruation"
  • "The Casulauties Suck"
  • "C.H.U.D. (In The City)"
  • "Sign Me To a Major Record Label"
  • "Don't Spare The Children"
  • "Rearrange My Balls - I Hate Feminists"
  • "Sometimes I Wish I Was Retarded"
  • "Your Cult Sounds Cool"
  • "Anti-Flag Sucks"
  • "Euthanize Me"
  • "Angerfist"
  • "Arranged Marriages and Estranged Wives"
  • "Burn The State"
  • "Smells Like Afterbirth"
  • "Paradise In Hell"
  • "AIDS Isn't Real"
  • "Learn To Deal (With Genocide)"
  • "Gym Class Breeds Aggression"
  • "The Sound of Human Abortion"
  • "Kill Yourself"
  • "Dead By Thirty"
  • "Anarcho-Capitalists"
  • "Hippies Suck"
  • "Suicide's a Joke"
  • "Crime Doesn't Pay"
  • "French Is a Dead Language"
  • "Punk Died With GG Allin"
  • "Just One Fix"
  • "Bloody Tampon"
  • "Slow and Painful Death"
  • "Rides To Philly"
  • "Jesus Was a Fascist"
  • "Jailed For Rape"

Tell us what you think.

Current Music: Sonic Youth "Pink Steam"

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May 6th, 2006

02:24 pm
Daniel and I are organizing a serious protest against overpopulation and the environment. "[this subject] can not be taken lightly!"

This protest is based off the beliefs of the Church of Euthanasia:

For those who aren't aware, CoE is a dadaist political organization "devoted to restoring balance between Humans and the remaining species on Earth."

The CoE uses sermons, music, publicity stunts and direct action combined with an underlying sense of satire and black humor to highlight Earth's unsustainable population.

The CoE is notorious for its conflicts with anti-abortion Christian activists (one of their slogans is "Eat a Queer Fetus for Jesus")


It will be held (as of now) on May 12th, 2006 @ 5pm at the intersection of Naamans/Beaver Valley and 202 by the Days Inn (nearest to the concord mall).

The signs we've decided to use thus far:

The Church of Euthanasia (largest banner)

...and the regular picket signs--

Honk if you need an abortion
Save the Planet, Kill Yourself
Mommy, what were trees like?
Jesus Paves
There's holes in the atmosphere
Your sentence is commuting


Ideally I'd like about 10-15 people. Dan and I are doing most of the planning, so let either of us know if you're interested. (aim=miketehawesome). We'll meet sometime before Friday to organize things.

Current Music: Action Action "Photograph"

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May 5th, 2006

04:46 pm

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April 30th, 2006

11:18 pm

bring the lulz.

Current Music: Head Automatica "Brooklyn Is Burning" (Listen to this shiii)

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